As a college student, I've had to endure some pretty irritating and unpleasant things- exams that I didn't study for, surprise group work in a class full of people I don't know, dorm roommates (oh, the stories I could tell about that one). Today, however, I encountered a different, much more awkward, sort of annoyance.
Jumping onto the school shuttle just as it was leaving my apartment complex, I ended up sitting next to a dude who was already sitting in a way that took up half of my seat. He didn't really move to give me my full seat, forcing me to sort of hang off the edge of the chair into the aisle, but it wasn't really a big deal. The bus continued along the route, and more and more people got on the bus and were forced to stand in the aisles. I was getting bumped by several purses and backpacks, but it still didn't really bother me- that is, until it got so crowded that I got crotch-faced.
Anybody who has used a bus or subway before has probably experienced crotch-face. It's when a dude stands very close to where you're sitting, and his crotch is all up in your kitchen. The worst part? His tight jeans, plus the fact that he didn't even seem to notice that his manhood was molesting my eyes, and that every jostle of the bus brought his junk closer and closer to tea-bagging range. I was so relieved when more passengers came on, forcing him to move towards the back of the bus, that I didn't even mind getting bumped in the head several times by some guy's backpack.
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